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The Elephant Polo tour
of Sri Lanka was preceded by a minibus tour of Sigiriya, an ancient rock
fortress.

Sigiriya is pretty
cool. There is not much left of the original palace at the top. The team
was still bonding at this stage and therefore didn't concentrate on
reading the brochures about the place. So all we remember about Sigiriya
is how to spell it, that there was a prince or king involved at some point
and possibly a harem of dancing girls. If you avoid all chicken curries
within 100 kms of Sigiriya (unlike the team) you'll probably enjoy the
excursion.

The Touring Ticklers
at the top of the rock shown in the photo above.

The intended pose
was of course to have Megsy seemingly holding up the overhanging cliffs
of Sigiriya. It didn't work and the exposure isn't great but she does
have a jolly nice smile !

The tournament was
held on the beach in front of this little island. Clearly tournament
schedules and tide timetables were linked.
This island is
not called Pulau Pangkil and does not have a website.
Pangkil is in fact in
Indonesia and does have a marvellous website and this sentence is in
fact the link so click it.

These were the core six (playing) team members. This
is a fairly lame caption and will be upgraded
soon ...

Sponsors banners
were used to mark the edge of the field at low tide. At high tide they
provided the team with a giggle, mainly because we didn't have any
sponsors ourselves for this tournament and therefore weren't obliged to
play the suck-up game !

This is like one of
those email puzzles circulated around most offices on a Friday
afternoon. How many mammals can you see ? How many legs do you count ?

Note the Tickle
Sticks. Vital equipment for fighting crime for all Super Heroes. The
common beach Tuk Tuk was the team's preferred mode of transport.
Serious discussions took place about a Beach Tuk Tuk Polo Tournament
...

The Tickled Pink
look was actually the team uniform for the tournament, stumbled upon in
a dodgy shop in Colombo. Warning: The Moiré Effect you are probably
seeing on your screen right now as a direct result of viewing these
shirts can be damaging to your health if viewed for more than 2
seconds.

One of the Ticklers
can clearly be seen hitting a plastic bottle through the goals. There
are no points for being silly in the deadly serious world of beach
elephant polo ...

Even if this was a
video clip rather than a photo, the elephants still wouldn't be moving.
Everyone knows where the ball is, including the two Ticklers in the
middle but getting to it was never going to be easy.

The locals came from
near and far. The amazing tales that some western women have really big
bottoms had been circulating since the days when Sigiriya was party
central. But the assembled villagers and fishermen just wanted to see
for themselves ...

Where's
Waldo the Sri Lankan Prime Minister ? Hint: He looks like a
local and isn't carrying any video equipment.

Four Ticklers can be
clearly seen, one is hiding behind a trunk and the sixth didn't show
for the photo.
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